PLEASE READ:I am the "ORIGINAL" FUNSLIDER...Don't be duped by imposters on other sites claiming to be a FUNSLIDER!...They are Low-Lifes,liars,fakes and frauds trying hoodwink YOU and rob YOU of your needed pleasure!.....They have little dicks and will only lick you for five minutes...I am the one and only FUNSLIDER in New Jersey.There is only one other FUNSLIDER in the United States and he is my evil twin brother living in Florida...(women in Miami take warning)....It takes many years of training and dedication to master the Art of Funsliding..all for your pleasure!!...I am a 46 year old White Male,6ft,210lbs,Brown Hair and Blue Eyes. I have a car...Born in the USA...100% D/D Free (this means I have no STDs and I don't smoke crack)... Ultra clean and discreet (this means I shower and you can be married). Almost smart with a 138 I.Q.(this means I will have something to talk about if we ever go to dinner).Very Eager To Please. Hung very thick and uncut and love to use it for your pleasure. Love to give and recieve oral (duh!)........ I am an educated professional who is always a gentleman - never pushy or rude. I LOVE animals (lobsters,cows,shrimp etc)....... I am not looking to "DATE".I don't have the time nor the desire...I'm not into camping,bowling,boating,movies,sports etc.etc.... If you're a woman seeking "DATING" I think you're better off skipping me..Why would you be looking for dating or LTRs on a site that has the word "Adult" in it??......Think about it,ever go into a Adult Book Store?..Duh...Do they sell "Dating Aids"?..NO,they sell SEX aids(and porn,which for alot of single guys is not only a sex aid ,but sex it self)...ADULT = SEX...Lets get for real...We all should be here seeking great SEX! More about me- I'm not hung up on that "great" looking "must be fit" scene but if you are great looking and fit I wont complain. Sexy can take many forms! I love a woman in a sexy dress and heels... I do have a Dom side of me and do enjoy a little kinky role play for time to time. Whanna make ME the Sub?..,Hmm...You can try and we'll see!..Open to all thats clean,safe and sane (this means we don't get arrested or lose an eye). My humor runs on the sardonic side. You MUST be able to take a joke! (which includes this introduction)......I'm NOT CHEAP....Not against paying for dinner or drinks before playing. Food gives you energy which helps during sex. Well it helps me.....

My Ideal Person Seeking a real woman or M/F couple 30 to 60 that are open something new and exciting. Open and willing to try new things.You must have some humor in your body and want SEX........Lets face it,if your looking at ads in this site you should be looking for sex..D/D free a must. Clean people (yes soap and water does work).--UPDATE! I DO NOT HAVE MUCH SPARE TIME...I DON'T WANT TO WASTE IT ON ENDLESS EMAILS.IF YOUR INTO CYBER JUST SAY SO!....DON'T PRETEND YOU'RE UP FOR A REAL MEETING...I SEE ADS WITH DOZENS OF "FRIENDS" AND NOT ONE FUCKING TESTIMONIAL!....GIMMI-A-BREAK...WHO DO THEY MEET?....THE INVISIBLE MAN?................OK,now that I'm pissin-n-moaning......"Couples",if you don't want single guys sending you emails or winks..then "uncheck" "a man" in your Basic Profile Update.It's easy if you know how to read and use a mouse.You can just check off "couples"...we can all assume a man will be included.Update! (what the fuck!another update!)......Yes,I know that my penis is "uncut",you don't have to tell me in your emails...If you have no interest in me just write "REJECTED" in you reply,It just sounds so much nicer!.....Wow,I'm feeling all warm and fuzzy inside.....UPDATE!..UPDATE!...(am I for real or what?)..UPDATE!....Couples: If we set up a meet, please show up. You can always say "no thanks" and walk away . Couples: If we set up a meet and you get "cold feet", just let me know before a burn and waste a sick day at work..... Thank you for reading and have a great day....Don't forget to tip the bartenders!...We all look better after a few drinks.......UPDATE ! UPDATE ! ....UPDATE ... I am a NON PAYING member ..... When someone winks,flirts or Hotlists me I CAN do nothing. If you're a gold or silver member and you think I'm worth a "wink", send me an email instead . . . . . What's the worst thing that can happen ? GOOD LUCK , GOOD HEALTH , and HAPPY HUNTING !

What are your favorite musicians or bands?:
I kinda still like the 80s

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Sex with a real person

What factors are most important to you when looking for a sexual partner?:
A heartbeat

Have you ever had cybersex?:
No way. I only want skin on skin.

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